I know I said I would tell you why I’ve been MIA for 3 months.
But you see I’ve just been a bit too preoccupied in being awesome.
Surely that’s a worthy excuse?
Some of you may know that I was hauled away to Hong Kong for uh.. business, now I can’t tell you exactly what I got up to, but I’ll show you what I ate.
Let the orgy begin!
I was a true fat bitch in Hong Kong, and I regret nothing!
There was more, but if I showed you those you would be in a food coma forever.
Next I skipped on over to Taiwan, that was a whole new level of gluttony.