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Time For Tease – Burlesque Afternoon Tea – Kensal Green – London *

written by Amy Lau
 It’s no secret that I spend most of my spare time lounging around in dark rooms, smoking cigars wrapped in my Hugh Hefner-esque robe, with sexy model-types hand feeding me steak sandwiches and topping up my glass with whiskey.

So naturally, I was invited to attend Time For Tease, a burlesque afternoon tea party.

The ingenius marriage of refined British afternoon tea with the wit and glamour of burlesque and cabaret.

Come take a cheeky peek into how I spend my afternoons ;]

Fine china
The hilarious Ophelia Bitz
The beautiful Slinky Sparkles
Tea & cakes
Salmon finger sandwiches & Scones
Check out the curves on her ;]
Scones with clotted cream & strawberry jam
Slinky Sparkles in action 
The multi-talented & gorgeous Frankie Von Flirt
Hello boys…
Mr. Frankie ;]


Ambiance? Sex appeal? God damnit tell me everything!
You’re served by
waitresses dressed in tiny French maid outfits, and entertained by incredibly stunning ladies.
Whilst shamelessly
sipping on champagne and indulging on cakes and scones slathered generously
with clotted cream and strawberry jam.
This is decadence
of the highest calibre.
Time for Tease is
definitely the most memorable and tantalising afternoon tea experience I’ve
ever had the pleasure to witness.
Be my guest and
grab a ticket from their website.
Afternoon tea won’t
ever be the same again.
Time for Tease is
held on the 1st Saturday of every month at The Paradise by way of Kensal Green.
Time for Tease
The Paradise by way
of Kensal Green,
19 Kilburn Lane,
Kensal Green,
W10 4AE


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